This afternoon is really a "pek chek + exciting + Tulan" afternoon....
well, my college is famous with its stupid functions and activities!!! For this week, we have been "forced" to attend all the stupid functions for 3 days on-stop... Grrrr!!!
wad the heck!!! we are running out of time for our lectures d, yet the college still keep on having all the stupid ceraman, Merdeka quiz, visits from those Kononnya VVIP!!!!
And the worst is that they don't even respect us, the non-muslim.... keep on *forcing* us to attend their Majlis tilawah or majlis buka puasa!!! Pls!!!! kononnya "perpaduan"... kononnya want the non-muslim to respct their religion-based activities!!!
please la.... even the muslim skipped all their own religious activities!!! wad for u want all the non-muslim to stay???!!!! use ur brain to think instead of using ur butt to think la!!!!
some more we just cant understand all the Arabic talk and nasyid (Arabic songs)!!!! shit ar!!! end up sleeping in the hall....Its damn hard to nap while we are sitting on the plastic chair!!! *sigh*....(p/s: we need GREAT skills to do that)
another stupid function have been held in the hall for this afternoon---Majlis Penutupan kemerdekaan!!! we decided to SKIP!!!! *hiak hiak hiak*
Even the Malays refused to stay back, what for we wana be the one who sacrifice our precious napping-moment ler!!!! so, we observe the guard house for roughly 5 minutes after we finish our lectures... we saw some cars can pass through the guard house easily without stopped by the "stupid dogs"
and guess what!!! among all the stupid guards, we saw a person wearing black blazer...What the FxCK!!!! I can recognise him!!! he is my EX-lecturer!!!! AbAng Jalil( the Gorilla)!!!!!
we saw other Chinese pass through the guard house, but kenak stopped by that Abang Jalil!!! but they manage to skip ... so we phone them to ask bout the situation....
they said they just tell the lecturer that they wana go out to have lunch and they will come back for the Majlis after that!!!(**of cuz they wont be coming back la after they manage to get back to their hostel)
The stupid Gorilla just let them out without asking them for the matrix card... Perhaps all are gals in that car!!!That stupid lecturer is memang *miang* one!!!!
ok.... since they manage to skip, we also wana try our luck!!! so Felic drove the car slowly and calmly heading to the guard house...
the gate still remains closed....
The Gorilla turn up and came near to our car....
Gorilla ( lECTURER): Nak pergi mana ni?
Felix: En, nak pergi makan ni...(smilling at him)
Gorilla: nak makan boleh.... tapi mana kad matriks kamu? *smilling evilly*
Felix: (a bit tulan d... Guai Guai took out the matrix card)... nah, Ini dia En...
Gorilla: nak satu lagi... perempuan punya satu wakil....(came even closer to Felix)...
Felix: (turn to us cuz 3 gals ae sitting at the back) ini dia encik....=.=
Gorilla: ingat balik sebelum pukul 2pm yea... bye-bye....
we keep on cursing cursing the Gorilla after that!!! maku ar him!!!!
we are damn tulan ar!!!! today is not our lucky day!!! so we bei song bei song go to have our lunch... actually we are not hungry... but bo bian.... need to spend the time while waiting to go back....
and we went back to the college at 1.55pm... we took back our cards at the guard house... the gorilla smile at us sweetly!!! *shit*
haha.... Stupid Gorilla.... you tot we gonna surrender? NO NO NO....
we still have Plan B!!! You don't be too Happy 1st!!! muahaha....
there is another way our for my college.... we decided to try on that!!!!
without wasting our time, we turn a big round and then heading to another way out!!! we Pray silently in our heart so that there wont be any *Dogs* there waiting for us!!!!
and i guess God listen to our prayer... haha.... we manage to escape!!!
Yeah!!! it just dat simple!!! dono why we were so stupid at first to go to that previous gate!!! next time we will use this as our alternative escape way!!!
I was sooo *song* to lie on my own bed now... haha....
i told my frens d... if just now our car cant get through the guard house, i also will figure out another solution to escape frm that "jail"...!!!!!!then walk back to my hostel which is 1.5km far frm my college
and for that stupid lecturer.... we din see you so serious when u giving the lectures....
but you are soooooo efficient when doing ur stupid duty at guard house there!!!
You better change ur career ler!!!! you will surely get *Perkhidmatan Cermelang* for being a GUARD!!! but surely FAILED as a LECTURER!!!!
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